So I’m watching Daytona 500 qualifying on Fox. The interview with Jeff Gordon prompted me to action. He’s holding a silver can — unmarked in any way. “Test can,” the pit reporter called it. Gordon said he thought since his team was looking after every last detail on his car, he’s doing something good for himself.
“And if you want to find out more [about this Pepsi product] you gotta go to www.jeffgordon.com.”
So I went to Jeff Gordon.com, looking for this mystery Pepsi product that must be good for you.
I don’t see nuthin bout no test can, do youuuuuu??? 😦